9 messages written for friends specifically, across 3 tones. Every one is ready to copy as it stands, or to adapt.
← All promotion congratulations messagesArchive started 22 August 2026 · last updated 22 August 2026
“Enormous congratulations. I will be telling people I knew you before the title, and I expect the standard of lunch to rise accordingly.”
“Congratulations. You are now on the other side of the performance review, and I would like it formally noted that I have always been extremely easy to manage.”
“Congratulations on the promotion. You now have to attend the meetings you have spent two years describing to me as pointless. I will be monitoring your position closely.”
“Enormous congratulations. I understand the new role carries approval rights over expenses, and I want you to know that our friendship has never mattered more to me than it does today.”
“Congratulations. The group chat has voted to keep including you, on the strict condition that you never once use the word alignment in it.”
“Well deserved and long overdue. Nothing changes between us, except that I will now be forwarding you the problems I used to complain to you about.”
“Saw it. Deserved it. Drinks are on you now, obviously. Congratulations.”
“You got it. Nobody who has watched you work this year is remotely surprised. Drinks are on you.”
“There was a stretch last year when you were fairly sure this place was never going to recognise what you were doing, and you were close to leaving over it. I am very glad you stayed and I am gladder still that you were proved right. Congratulations. This one took patience as well as work.”
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