13 messages written for colleagues specifically, across 4 tones. Every one is ready to copy as it stands, or to adapt.
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“Huge congratulations to you and your family! Please do not think about work for a single second. We are overjoyed for you and look forward to meeting the little one down the road.”
“Wonderful news. Congratulations to you both, and enjoy the leave properly.”
“Congratulations to you and your family. Nothing here needs you, nothing here will need you, and we will still be doing broadly the same things whenever you come back. Enjoy every part of it.”
“Welcome back, and congratulations again. Take the first fortnight at whatever pace suits you. Everything has moved on a bit and none of it is urgent enough to explain today.”
“Congratulations to you and your family. Everything is covered and none of it needs you. Enjoy the leave properly, and we will catch you up on absolutely nothing important when you are back.”
“Congratulations. Everything of yours is picked up, written down and covered, so the only thing left on your list is the obvious one. Enjoy it, and take every day you are entitled to.”
“Congratulations from all of us here. Nobody expects to hear from you, nobody will be offended by silence, and the photographs will be received with enthusiasm whenever you feel like sending any. Enjoy the strange, slow, sleepless first weeks. They are supposed to be exactly as odd as they are.”
“Congratulations to you and your family on the arrival of your child. The whole team sends its very best wishes, and we hope these first months are as calm as they can reasonably be.”
“Congratulations. I expect your coffee consumption to rise to levels that would concern a doctor, and I will be matching you in solidarity. Delighted for you both.”
“Congratulations. The photographs are already excessive and I would like considerably more of them.”
“Congratulations. Your out-of-office is now the most justified one this company has ever received. Please do not come back early.”
“Congratulations. The team has agreed to cover everything and to tell you nothing whatsoever about how it is going. Enjoy the leave.”
“Congratulations. I understand the first weeks are largely a blur, so please treat any message from me as entirely optional. Very pleased for you.”
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